RK Asks: What Could You Do With 12 Roadmaster Wagons?

Our friend and HOT ROD Magazine editor Phillip Thomas will tell you that few things are as fun as a mid-1990s Buick Roadmaster Wagon. They occupy vast space, gobble up miles on the highway, and roast rear tires like few other geezer wagons, thanks to a Corvette LT1 V8. So what kind fun could you (or Phillip or Roadkill) have with an even dozen Roadmaster Wagons like those in this Harrisburg CraigsList ad?

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We know we have fans who are already shouting “Instant Demolition Derby,” but that’s way too easy and a terrible end for the last great full-size wagon. We’d hate to see 12 battle wagons turned into crumpled sadness.

So, Roadkill Nation, what would you do with this lot of Buicks? Instant road-racing series? A dozen simultaneous wagon burnouts? Dirt-oval insta-race? “Rockford Files”-style J-Turn competition? The possibilities are endless and endlessly entertaining. Let’s hear what you’d do with them.

However else you slice it, for $550 a piece, this might be the Wagon deal of the century. We can’t imagine the B-Body enthusiasts aren’t lining the $6,600 to buy all of these, but if they don’t get there quickly, some enterprising person will be the next Roadmaster master.

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