Remember when Roadkill drove a Chieftain tank around for a bit, then used the tank to pulverize a puny Prius? Well, we got a note recently from Bullet Proof Diesel—owners of the tank we borrowed in that Roadkill episode—that they’ve made a Friday ritual out of using the Chieftain to flatten items that company employees aren’t particularly enamored with. We know they’re unlikely to run out of ideas because crushing things with a tank will never get old, but Bullet Proof are wondering what you, Roadkill’s viewers, might like to see pancaked under the tank’s treads.
Below are the three videos Bullet Proof have made so far of them putting the Chieftain’s 55 tons to work. They started out modestly with a case of Milwaukee’s Best Light, but they’ve rapidly expanded that to bigger and better things with a sudden desire to crush ever more. If you have something you want to see crushed, drop a line to our old friend Jeff Dahlin (firstname.lastname@example.org). When you’re done suggesting things that would be improved by increased flatness, rewatch Episode 17 of Roadkill again right here to remember how satisfying it was to see the puny Prius crushed.